Monday, December 17, 2012

Life According to Hendent

Me: (Attempting to cut H's nails last week) "Don't worry, mommy won't hurt you!"
H: (Every day since then, randomly): "Mommy Hurt You.  Mommy Hurt You!"

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Hendrik knows that Daddy's name is Brian (You can often hear him yelling, "Puppy!  Byan!  Puppy! Go Byan!"), so he's a little confused when when I call him Hendrik Brian...

Me: (Singing) Anneke Jacoba!
H: Akke Coba!
M: Hendrik Brian!
H: Hendent Byan!
M: Anneke Jacoba! Hendrik Brian!
H: Akke Coba!  Peetew Byan!
M: Hendrik Brian!
H: Mommy Byan!
M: Hendrik Brian!
H: Daddy Byan!
M: Hendrik Brian!
H: Peetew Byan!
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Me: Je
H: Je
M: m'a
H: m'a
M: pelle
H: pelle
M: Hendrik
H: Hendent
M: Je m'appelle Hendrik
H: Mommytell Hendent
M: Je m'appelle Hendrik
H: Mommabelle Hendent
M: Je m'appelle Hendrik
H: Izbelle Hendent
M: Oh, nevermind.
H: Oh mommymind.

2 comments:

MOM said...

I like your attempts at teaching him French--give him time! :-)

KBush said...

Your attempts to teach him French reminds me of the episode of Friends where Phoebe tries to teach Joey French. Thanks for a good laugh this morning when I should have been doing work!